Motelear- Latino’s Love Nests

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Motelear- Latino’s Love Nests

Motelear is the name. It’s a part of latino culture, where you can go to a motel for a few hours or a night to be alone with someone you don’t normally have the chance to spend quiet personal time with. I first came about this phenomena when I was reading the Lonely Planet guide of Argentina. You know how they have the little offset text box with a snippet of cultural or interesting anomaly in the country. Seems that motealando is not so uncommon there, and as I found out with visits to Chile and Colombia it is also just as common in those countries.

The Motels suitcase (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

As some countries live longer with their parents (sometimes until they marry), or while living with their parents they are not allowed to sleep in the same room as their partner, when he or she visits because of the parents belief. Some times people just want to be alone. It’s not so easy when you have your parents hanging around for a long time. Other countries, usually the more developed, they move out of home at a younger age and so are able to be with their partners whenever they want.

On other occasions you might have drunk yourself into an amorous mood, and found the partner of your liquid desire, and feel a burning desire to consummate your new-found friend. Motels are great for that private get together.

You might think that it happens in your country. Well you might be right, but it’s the level of service they provide to get the business. Some countries, only have daily rates, so if you find yourself in th need of some quick decisions it can be an expensive choice. Whereas, motelando, caters for as many hours as you have free. They also offer ambient television for the occasion, provide complete anonymity, for people from celebrities down to your normal Joe Blow in the street. Other things that they offer are jacuzzi, champagne, and other alcohols.

For more than one reason or another. It’s not exactly the same as getting a hotel for the night, even though you can do it for extended periods of time. Simply turn up with the partner of your choice.

The standard is a room with a bed and a television in the top corner, so you can view movies can really put you in the mood for the moment you have been waiting for.

The Lark Motel (Photo credit: Thomas Hawk)

According to this website she has found these types of Motels in her city

Motelear is tourism that is exclusively in motels, shelters created specifically for breeding purposes. After an exhaustive and thorough investigation, which included survey segmented by gender, social and financial Pitonizza Guayaquil has determined that there are two kinds of motels or hotels:
Roadside Motels

includes

Garage to hide your truck. If you’re a celebrity, as you will see, but for ordinary mortals, serves
Bed made of stone doesn’t make a sound, usually marble
Pillow covers with towels, tiny soap, comb, candy and a sheet of paper with naughty jokes to encourage a couple still not totally convinced.

To view whole article click here on Pitonizza Guayaquil, copy and paste to google translate and fill in the blanks you don’t understand as online translators are not perfect. For ease I have done this and cross referenced the original for whatever doesn’t sound good.

So if you are in a Latin country and consider yourself in a bit of a fix consider a motel