There comes a time when you need to get things off your chest and express yourself. French Slang– Express Yourself is here to give you slang and common expressions when people are not happy or say bad things. You might not want to hear them or say these words, but in some situations it is better to know when things aren’t good, and to do your best to avoid these situations.
Tu pense que je suis Père Noel ?
Who do you think I am ? Father Christmas (Santa Claus)
Express Yourself/ Explique-toi
Allons bonne!
Oh dear!
À quoi bonne!
What’s the point!
Arrête de me fait chier !
Stop pissing me off!
Arrête la connerie
Stop the stupidity!
Branleur
Wanker
Boff !
Whatever / Crap!
Bonne!
Ok then!
C’est du chinois
I don’t understand what you’re talking about (that’s Chinese to me)
C’est du gâteau
It’s a piece of cake
C’est moche/ c’est nulle
That’s worthless/ that’s nothing
Ce n’est pas moi qui la fais.
I didn’t do it!
C’est plus facile de la dire que la faire.
It’s easier said than done
C’est ton cul qui pue ?
Is it your arse that stinks?
C’est toujours pareil
It’s always the same
C’est un pouffe !
What a cow/bitch!
Comme tu es bête!
You’re so stupid!
Comme tu es chiant!
You’re a pain in the arse!
Comme tu es con !
You’re stupid/ a dickhead!
Comme tu es faignant !
You are so lazy !
Espèce de merde !
You piece of shit!
Fait la connerie
Act stupidly
Honte a toi!
Shame on you!
Il m’a à la bonne
I’m in his good books
J’en ai marre !
I’ve had enough
Je n’ai pas l’envie
I don’t feel like it
Je suis claquer/crevée
I’m stuffed/tired
Je te donnerais une pete en ta gueule
I’ll give you a punch in the mouth
Je vais a la Fac
I’m going to uni (sounds rude in English)
La merde ça arrive
Shit happens
Maladroit/e, cretin-imbecil/e, idiot/e /dinge
Cretin, Imbecil, idiot, nut/ crazy
Mieux que rien
Better than nothing
Mince-zut
Blast- Fiddlesticks
Putain de bordel de merde !
Damn this shit (Fucking messy shit)
Qu-est-ce qu’il y a ?
What’s the matter?
Qu-est-ce qui se passe ?
What happened?
Que tu es emmerdant !
You really piss me off!
Tiens! Tiens!
Well! Well! Well!
Tu l’as fait express !
You did it on purpose
Tu as fini de m’ennuyer ?
Are you finished annoying me?
Tu as perdu toute ta raison ?
Have you lost your mind?
Tu pense que je suis Père Noel ?
Who do you think I am ? Father Christmas (Santa Claus)
Vaurien/vaurienne- faux amis
Good for nothing, doublecrosser
Tu me cherche ? Tu vas y prendre !
You looking for a fight? You’ll get it!
Tu es foutu
You’re screwed up
Tu en as bien bonne, toi!
You must be joking!