What’s this? Spanish Slang- Having a Laugh? It’s all about funny and silly things to say in Spanish to get a laugh. Drop them in a conversation at the opportune moment and they’ll all be laughing with you
Cuando vas a hacerlo? En el día de San Minguando que no tiene cuando.
When are you going to do it? On the San Minguando day that will never occur.
Having a Laugh
Creo que me he perdido la cabeza
I think I’ve lost my head
¿Cual es el colmo de los colmos? Que un mudo le diga a un sordo que un ciego le esta mirando.
What’s the worst of the worst? When a mute says to a deaf person that a blind person is looking at them.
¿Cual es el colmo de los colmos? Que un ciego vivir en la calle buenavista en la novena B (9B).
What’s the worst of the worst? That a blind person lives on Buenavista (Clearview) St & lives in house 9B. (This is a play on words that only works in Spanish)
Cuando vas a hacerlo? En el día de San Minguando que no tiene cuando.
When are you going to do it? On the San Minguando day that will never occur.
La (la bruja) me transformara a una sapo
She (the witch) turned me into a frog
La (la bruja) me transformara en un mudo. Bueno, me estoy alentado
She (the witch) turned me into a mute. Well, I got better
Mí cabeza no funciona bien
My brain is not functionally well
Puedes decirme como ir a la granja de llamas?
Can you tell me how to get to the llama farm?
Que lujo. Hoy tenemos queso
What a luxury. Today we have cheese
Quisiera una paella a perros
I’d like paella with dog
Soy el fuego. Eres el Diablo
I am the fire. You are the devil
Soy tu padre Luke
I am your father Luke
Voy a mear sobre la reja eléctrica
I am going to wizz on the electric fence
Tírame un pedo
I just ripped out a fart
Tengo voluntad de putas
To have a rubber arm or be easily persuaded (the will power of a hooker)
