Spanish Street Slang

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Here we have Spanish Street Slang for funny words to express yourself in “Having a Laugh” and typical “Commands” that are given in the Spanish language

Having a Laugh

Creo que me he perdido la cabeza
I think I’ve lost my head

¿Cual es el colmo de los colmos? Que un mudo le diga a un sordo que un ciego le esta mirando.
What’s the worst of the worst? When a mute says to a deaf person that a blind person is looking at them.

¿Cual es el colmo de los colmos? Que un ciego vivir en la calle buenavista en la novena B (9B).
What’s the worst of the worst? That a blind person lives on Buenavista (Clearview) St & lives in house 9B. (This is a play on words that only works in Spanish)

Cuando vas a hacerlo? En el día de San Minguando que no tiene cuando.
When are you going to do it? On the San Minguando day that will never occur.

La (la bruja) me transformara a una sapo
She (the witch) turned me into a frog

La (la bruja) me transformara en un mudo. Bueno, me estoy alentado
She (the witch) turned me into a mute. Well, I got better

Mí cabeza no funciona bien
My brain is not functionally well

Puedes decirme como ir a la granja de llamas?
Can you tell me how to get to the llama farm?

Que lujo. Hoy tenemos queso
What a luxury. Today we have cheese

Quisiera una paella a perros
I’d like paella with dog

Soy el fuego. Eres el Diablo
I am the fire. You are the devil

Soy tu padre Luke
I am your father Luke

Voy a mear sobre la reja eléctrica
I am going to wizz on the electric fence

Tírame un pedo
I just ripped out a fart

Tengo voluntad de putas
To have a rubber arm or be easily persuaded